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Nigel Slater, Toast
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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..

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  1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
  2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
  3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
  4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
  5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

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why I shouldn't drink tea when I'm on tumblr

  • me: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME THIS WAY
  • *sips tea*
  • me: MY FEELS YOU JUST DESTROYED MY FEELS.
  • *sips tea*
  • me: I CAN'T. I FUCKING CAN'T.
  • *sips tea*
  • me: ... wait.
  • *realizes that the tea was still burning hot*
  • me: GODDAMMIT MY TONGUE I JUST BURNT MY TONGUE OUCH OUCH OUCH
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